Recently revealed intelligence information says that Ehud Olmert, Prime Minister of Israel, is a rapist and pedophile who is being blackmailed by the Illumnati to make agreements in Middle East negotiations held in Annapolis , Maryland. Israel is being pressured to make concessions so that the Staged Alien Invasion and New World Religion process can accelerate in 2008 without any diversions from the media involving the Middle East. It should be an interesting Hiloday Season!

There have been strong quakes in the Pacific Ocean near South America, Antarctica, Japan, the Philippines and Alaska. The Pacific tectonic plate is really starting to grind lately. Pacific Rim inhabitants should be aware that anything can happen now at any time. On another note, we are leaving very early tomorrow morning for Central America. There will be a note on Q & A and all emails sent to us that we are not available. [...]

Just read that Wales is going to push for a red dragon be put on the union jack after a petition made 400 years ago. cant get more blatant than this can it? Stewart’s Reply: Well, they could all shapeshift!

Hello… Janet, thank-you for the advice via e-mail. I’m feeling lighter. Wow all this quake talk is giving me the chills here in Vancouver. Anyhow, aside from the inevitable is there ANY place in the world which is safe? Looks like I’m heading to Toronto or Calgary after a family Christmas dinner. Other question(who ever wants to answer). What are your thoughts about music. I mean, I play guitar but are there certain frequencies or [...]

Hi Stew from London!! I have a quick question for you. There is a man, Lord Maitreya, who lives in London and is receiving more and more international attention attributing miraculous powers (e.g. healing, bilocation, god-like wisdom). His handler, Benjamin Creme, claims he is the “Christ”- the prophecied one who is to return and save us. Apparently, he has met every leading statesman in secret to counsel them. Who is he? What is his purpose? [...]

Hi, Stewart and Janet! The local news here in Des Moines reported today that hundreds of birdwatchers at the Sailorville Lake dam have been seeing black-tailed seagulls that are native to China. Why would they be so far from home? Have a good time down south! Love, Cr@iG Stewart’s Reply: Perhaps they are illegal alie-birds.

To the Vancouver guitarist who wrote in earlier about different music affecting mind patterns– if they’re interested, they can contact me. I am a fellow musician and Canadian (near Toronto to be exact). Also, anyone else interested in promoting positive, powerful mind patterns in music form, regardless of location, I encourage to look me up. Best way to contact me is via myspace, at the link included. Stewart’s Reply: Hope you are contacted. Canada needs [...]

The shooting death of 24-year-old Washington Red Skins player, Sean Taylor, in his own home is quite suspicious and being covered up. Already, 2 versions of what happened–from his wife–are being reported. First, the news reported that 2 weeks ago, someone broke into the home, left a knife on the bed and fled. So, why did Taylor allow his wife and baby to go back into that home with no security alarm, dog, patrol etc? [...]

Hi Janet and Stewart, I hope you & your family are well. I purchased a subliminal program for my computer some time ago that flashes editable text images for any variety of messages one might want to embed in their brain, from success to happiness, health, etc. The idea is that it will flash the message in the background while you carry on with your daily computer tasks. My questions are – (Of course, depending [...]

Hi Stewart. Today a cell phone exploded in a mans pocket breaking his ribs and spine! They said that the battery exploded. People will now probably believe that a cell phone battery can kill you. Sounds like ELF. Stewart’s Reply: The Israelis have used this assassination technique for years! Many a terrorist has had his head blown off while talking on a cell phone. BTW–this can be done remotely to any electrical appliance.

Thank you for all you do and especially in this holiday season, I understand the importance of having “safe” water to bathe in, drink and use for cooking. Buying distilled water is doable but buying/ installing faucet filters/systems may be a challenge. Would it be of benefit to splash down with distilled water w sea salt after a regular shower? OR just surround the water with protection violet? Something to bridge to actually installing filters [...]

Hi guys, Must try to keep the characters down. I was reading up today on a direct relation of mine Sir John Soundy. I haven’t been very intrigued in the past but thought I’d have a quick look. I discovered he was part of the Order of St John of Jerusalem, and helped handover a 33 year government in Windsor. On a website, which I linked below, it has some info. I was interested to [...]

Hi Stewart, Could you clarify for me (and im sure other readers also) how we get around the toxicity of tap water nowadays? For example, im finding my skin becoming more irritated/affected by the tap water everytime I have a bath, or wash my hands more than usual (the fluoride?). You mentioned(in archvies) you distill your own water – do you use this same water to shower also? Also, wouldnt the sea salt baths you [...]

In a lot of old literature (eg. Arabian Nights), there are stories of the Roc, a huge predatory bird that sounds like it may have been a pteradactyl. Do you know if the Roc still exists? Is this the same thing as the creature that has been sighted outside of San Antonio lately? Stewart’s Reply: There are many creatures still be reported in Central Asia/iddle East–even in the waters. Yes, could be same type of [...]

Hi Stewart If the earth is hollow and entry is via the north and south poles, are there any explorerer’s who have spoken of unusual landscapes in those places that they would have visited to place the flag in the ice of the top of the world. As those entry points to the inner earth are lush and verdent supposedly, assuming the earth’s hollow and is the habitat of advanced beings. Thank you, Chris Stewart’s [...]

Dear Stewart and Janet, Since the question about the Dead music was posted, I ,being a native Los Angelean am propelled to ask about Jim Morrison and the Doors. I read ‘The Music of Time’ by Preston Nichols and Peter Moon and was wondering if that old Lizard King was still earthbound in any way. P.S. Stewart- you are too funny!The pictures of the Nazi-Pope and Condi were crazy! I guess it’s Depends for me [...]

The State of New Mexico has TV ads advertising themselves as a tourist attraction–for the universe. The ads show alien/ reptilian beings working in an office planning a vacation to New Mexico. Fiction imitates truth. Some people have found the ads disturbing due to the horrific nature of the aliens depicted. However, one needs only to look underneath New Mexico to find that the ads are in fact, correct! Pacific Northwest Shake-Up A moderate earthquake [...]

In response to the Utah Tazoring incident… I do believe that signing a traffic ticket is a requirement, to show that you received it, not an admission of guilt. I also think that if you refuse, you can be placed under arrest. I’m not sure if that gave the officer the right to do what he did, but just clarifying I hope. Stewart’s Reply: I’m not sure about that. Readers?

Stewart, you are awesome brother, I want your take on the Black Pope and the Jesuit order and if they are the top dogs in the illuminati hierchy. Stewart’s Reply: The Black Pope is the head of the jesuits who even intimidate the conventional pope. Yes, they are up there in hierarchy, but still take orders from the Pindar.

Whats going on Swerdlows!? I gotta bunch of ? but ill go easy on you. What is up with tryptophan. Its in bananas and converts to serotonin, it can be purchased in pill form, its in turkey. Are they different variations of tryptophan? Im sticking to bananas but just wondering what your thought is on it as far as the turkey and pill form. Stewart’s Reply: Yes, it is a chemcal that is in turkey [...]