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Prince Dracula!
Well, the longer I live the more everything I have said is coming true–more quickly now than before. During a recent TV show, Price Charles admitted that he is a descendent of Romanian Vlad the Impaler, aka, Count Dracula!
According to bonnie Prince Charles: “The genealogy shows that I am descended from Vlad the Impaler,” Charles said.
Vlad the Impaler was also known as Dracula, which means son of the dragon (dracul) in the Romanian dialect of the time. Vlad’s father was a member of the Order of the Dragon.
Vlad, 15th-Century Romanian warlord, also inspired the 1897 novel “Dracula” by Bram Stoker.”
Hello. Here it is–straight out of the dragon’s mouth!
It is known in Romania that Vlad the Impaler was a shapeshifting hybrid. He would often capture Ottoman soldiers and local towns people, string them up by their feet from trees outside of his castle, then slit their throats and allow the blood to drip into his breakfast bowl. He would then sit outside and enjoy his iron-enriched meal while his fearful servants cleared the table.
At times, when chased through the woods by angry enemies, Vlad would literally vanish before their eyes and in moments appear inside his fortress. The shocked witnesses thought he has secret tunnels all over the region that led to his abode. But, even if that were so, it does not explain how he could manage to get from point A to point B in seconds.
Prince Charles owns a house in Transylvania, a province of Romania and now claims that he has a stake ( funny choice of words–that) in Romania. Again, straight from his fanged mouth: “The heir to the British throne was making the connection during an interview that will air as part of an upcoming TV show to promote the preservation of forests in Romania’s Transylvania region. “So I have a bit of a stake in the country,” the prince said.
So there you have it. A member of the royal family admitting on public TV that he is a descendent of a vampire. I couldn’t have arranged it better myself.