Greece is now safe from terrorists. Authorities have arrested 2 elderly citizens, accusing them of starting the fires that killed 49 ( 4+9=13) people yesterday.

These evil old people, a 77-year-old woman and a 65-year-old man, could be related to the 2 elderly brothers in the UK who traipse around the world at night creating amazing crop circles.

The old woman is accused of being negligent in cooking and starting a fire. The old man was seen by a witness torching trees. Perhaps they ate bad feta or maybe their wrinkle cream was contaminated from China.

I know I feel safer knowing these ancient terrorists are safely in a Greek prison never to harm the world again. Greece has once again shown the world that it is number one is fighting crime.

Empty Space

Scientists have discovered a baffling location in space. They are calling it a hole in the universe where absolutely no matter exists. It is devoid of stars, gases, galaxies or anything else.

The blank spot is about 1 billion light years across and 6-10 billion light years from Earth. It can be seen through the Eradanus star system section of the sky.

Astronomers and space scientists have no explanation for it and have never seen anything like it. ( Have they looked in Bush’s head?).

Perhaps this is the point where God-Mind starts creation in our universe.

Breaking News!***************

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A Russian fighter jet was shot down by the Georgian military today when the Russian aircraft violated its space. The plane was seen crashing in rebel territory so the Georgian government has not been able to reach the crash site.

Russia and Georgia, a former Soviet Republic, have been at odds with each other in the past year. This incident is a clue that Russia is attempting to reconstitute the Soviet Union and claim global dominance again.