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Expansions News – Snakes For Massage, Kate’s Breast Barrage, HALO Zombie Entourage

Stewart A. Swerdlow, Janet Diane Mourglia-Swerdlow and their three dogs bring you fresh weirdness and insanity from recent headlines, including:

more zombies;
more snakes;
more naked bloody cannibals;
Kate Middleton and staged public nudity;
the anti-Islam film causing violence and protests by Muslims;
the blizzard discovered on Mars;
the White House “big dig” and its ever-increasing budget;
acoustic levitation of water drops;
rivers turning red around the world;
…and much more!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/soda-ban-explained-casey-neistat_n_1891132.html?utm_hp_ref=new-york

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/15/alien-planets-habitable-zone-gallery-life_n_1885191.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl30%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D206850

http://www.aol.com/video/a-gypsy-womans-role/517478463/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl5%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D205484

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203778/France-turns-zombie-nation-scary-Strasbourg-gets-invaded-living-dead-mark-opening-film-festival.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/08/marlene-swart-leon-swanepoel-python-car-hood_n_1867037.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/exorcism-magazine-launche_n_1875374.html?utm_hp_ref=religion&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl23%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D204304

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/james-bagarozzo-larry-charles-steal-quarters-parking-meters_n_1874659.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/zombie-apocalypse-training-halo-corp_n_1889724.html

http://www.aol.com/video/ghost-hunters-little-girl-attacked-by-spirit/517478127/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D204799

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/antimatter-fusion-spaceships-interstellar-nasa_n_1876760.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl30%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D204341

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/baltic-sea-anomaly-now-rumored-to-have-nazi-origin_n_1872393.html?ref=topbar

http://www.aol.com/video/school-of-shock-misbehaving-gets-shock-treatment/517475280/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl34%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D203853

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=401723809881382&set=a.103196473067452.5165.100001312988366&type=1&theater

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/white-house-big-dig-remai_n_1877484.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl17%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D204572

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/16/kate-middleton-prince-william-solomon-islands-royal-tour-photos-pictures-2012_n_1887903.html?utm_hp_ref=style

http://www.eonline.com/photos/6126/will-and-kate-s-whirlwind-world-tour-diamond-jubilee/217041

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/acoustic-levitation-video_n_1881275.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl18%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D206108

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/mammoth-clone-fragments-serbia_n_1876817.html?utm_hp_ref=science

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/14/mars-iron-blueberries-indicates-presence-life_n_1882138.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl18%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D206108

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/richard-cimino-naked-bloody-gnaws-on-head_n_1881604.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/16/cristian-fernandez-story-case_n_1888692.html?utm_hp_ref=miami

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/sears-delivers-live-snake-dishwasher_n_1880742.html?438748738&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl25%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D205193

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/middle-east-violence-in-us_n_1882666.html?1347591376&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing6%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D205283

http://www.news.com.au/news/siberian-mammoth-remains-found-to-contain-live-cells/story-fnehlez2-1226472581261

http://science.time.com/2012/09/17/martian-blizzard-its-snowing-on-the-red-planet/

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/two-indonesian-volcanoes-awaken-rattling-nerves/544791

http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2012/09/16/antarctic-ice-area-sets-another-record-nsidc-is-silent/

http://godfatherpolitics.com/7079/was-allah-originally-a-babylonian-god-of-violence/

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/17/world/anti-islam-filmmaker/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

http://www.voanews.com/content/muslims-protest-anti-islam-film/1509273.html

34 Responses to Expansions News – Snakes For Massage, Kate’s Breast Barrage, HALO Zombie Entourage

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    hellena says:

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    Israel gone wild!
    I found this video for you!:)http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TTEKlw4C2U4#!

    I even didn’t knew that this is happing here! Ewwwww

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    hellena says:

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    BTW, I can listen or read or accept all kind of information. But the stuff with the zombies just freaks me out! Whats wrong with that people dressing like zombies or act like them? What are they 5 year old!?!?
    How stupid people are?
    Seriously, Human beings are F***** U*!!!! No wonder that we are being controlled! Walking like zombies and then cry for the mercy of “Love and Light”-”Space brother”-Jesus and his friends! BS! If I was an Alien I was sitting with my space popcorn and never interfere!!! Learn your Lesson People!!! I Understand that its a mind control but don’t you have some human integrity left in you???
    Didn’t meant to offend no one, But I had to say that!! Zombies to trash! LOL

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    hellena says:

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    I think you need to make a section at Expansions, for Angry people like me!
    For expressing our thoughts and anger issues about the world! (release work:) And to kick some asses on the way!
    Seriously, people need to say thanks to their gods that you and Janet exist! And you need to charge million dollars for your lectures!!! This knowledge is priceless!!! Because if they don’t get it, They should dress like a zombie and drink cola!!

    • Stewart says:

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      Where have you been all my life???

    • Mary says:

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      LOL You’ll really love this!

      I use to be a big new ager! I even went into the mountains of California 8 years ago, we hugged trees,and some people tried to contact space brothers ,one woman even slept by the tree, cried to it,and thanked it.

      People talked about floating away on a cloud,and connecting to the universe with unconditional love and not a care in the world. Nobody was dressed up as themselves,but in costumes,and one guy a Peter pan outfit. He said he had a connection with Peter Pan,he ended up leaving early because he got a horrible poison ivy rash and ended up in the ER.

      We all sat around a big bonfire one night while one older woman “Silver Raven Wolf” channeled the goddess Hecate,all the love light and peace for everyone must have been a invitation to violate others boundaries because one of the guys started exposing himself to all the woman. This was.too much love for me,and I escaped down the mountain early,but not before some mayor triggers were activated and a huge fight between two guys broke out ,one thought the other had stolen his bottle of Jack Daniels and prescription medication out of his tent. Love,Light and Peace!

      In all seriousness, I’m writing a comedy screenplay about this episode

      Thank god for deprogramming ,this site,and some direction! I have no idea what insanity that would have lead me too. I probably would have been walking around in a Tinkerbell outfit channeling Marilyn Monroe.

      Thanks for the video. You two should do a one man one woman comedy show.

      • janet says:

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        You made my day! :) Thanks for sharing!

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    hellena says:

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    I dont know where I’ve been! But I know that, Even Im so mind controlled,
    And still, I have some boundaries!!
    Not like those people,,,
    And Im a musician…
    Be brutal with them! This is the only way they will understand…heheh:)
    Russian style! (“Just kidding”)…

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    Rise Above says:

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    i really like your podcasts ,thank you so much

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    phil zeiher says:

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    On the origins of Allah – Channel 4 in the UK recently ran a programme on the origins of Islam by historian Tom Holland.I think it was meant to be a series but it’s been stopped as apparently he was threatened. Even so – interesting stuff.
    It also reminds me of the Satanic Verses where Rushdie talks about Al Lat as the female goddess, and Mohammed acting like a salesman when starting the religion.I thought that must have caused the fatwa but apparently what really caused the trouble was a obscure paragraph somewhere in the middle.
    http://www.channel4.com/programmes/islam-the-untold-story/4od

    Please don’t remind of my new age days !

    • Stewart says:

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      Isn’t it interesting that NO ONE is allowed to criticize or comment about Islam or Judaism without the risk of being condemned!~

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    Rise Above says:

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    hey i used to do pladian light work excercises from Amora quan yin’s book when living in glastonbury , i think she was from mount shasta ,california.i met her as i was breaking out of the new age she was very fat ,obese,walking badly with crutches and had cross eyes or one cross eye.i said to myself o my god or something like that,i think i knew maybe of expansions at the time not sure but i remember thinking i got away from that one.funny thing is that one excercise in her book was good it was putting a violet bubble of protection around.hey man i got the new age t-shirt my name change from my birth name used to be sai hindy bindy barber ,No it didn’t only joking but i did change my birth surname to moon ,janet said to change it back so i did.once i called myself eyestar interesting that part of my programing is stalker, i didn’t change my first name by de-pole to eyestar though.there was another guy calling himself firestar at the time lol well a little laugh,better go merlin ,isis and elvis presley are coming through with some more messages

    • Stewart says:

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      Please ask Merlin to do some magick for me. I have a list! :)

    • Mary says:

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      OMG I met her too!! That’s so funny I thought the same thing about her,but disregarded it because I thought I was being superficial,the thing is the shape and weight of her body reflects her mind pattern,plus she was eating a bagel with Cream Cheese and a Diet Dr Pepper.She had tons of cream cheese on her teeth when she smiled. I was completely grossed out!. My magic name was Isis Amber Dove,then when I moved out here it was Raven Storm. Ugh those were the days!

      • Stewart says:

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        You’ve come a long way, sister!

      • Rise Above says:

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        ha ha,funny names hey if Isis amber dove was your birth name cool but not in la la land

        • Mary says:

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          If my parents ever named me Isis Amber Dove there would have been some serious resentments later in life.It’s bad enough I was teased for my red curly hair!

          Those names are all a far cry from Mary Margaret.

          It was embarassing as a teen when they would call me my full name around friends or boyfriends but I embrace it now.

          Maybe I should have used Mary Margaret Starfire,that has a nice ring.

          • Rise Above says:

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            why they would tease for such beautiful hair,i was a red head but i was quite hard so no one teased me only maybe a little ,i thumped a few people at school who affended me,it’s o.k i’m all soft now.

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    Rise Above says:

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    ow there’s a message from the plaidians as well

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    Rise Above says:

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    it’s don’t eat yellow snow

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    Rise Above says:

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    no it’s jesus is coming with excallaber and miss piggy to rise an army of good and nobel alein brother lizzards against the wicked evil alien invasion of the argosasda

    • Rise Above says:

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      i just thought i would add for the american viewers that the argosasda are two superstore names from u.k added together.

      • Rise Above says:

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        oo and the world viewers ,lets chant the holly mantra aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggoooooooooooosssssssssssss.

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    Mike Andrews says:

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    Stewart for president!

    • Stewart says:

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      I would like to be Emperor of the Universe. :)

      • Rise Above says:

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        sorry stewart i think you are a very wise man but natasha is first inline for the thrown.

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    venice says:

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    With Prince Harry and Princess Kate could they be moving us towards imprinting incest?

    I just get the feeling that that is the case. It’s okay to have relations with your brother=in-law.

    Imprinting the thought: Marriage is not important after all .

    Before Prince William was married he announced he was not going to wear a wedding ring. Why was he telling us this?

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    jpnm81 says:

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    such beautiful voices.Your puppies should enter talent shows, then you would never have to work again. Do they sing when they hear siren? The dogs across the street hear it before i do and they sing:)

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    DP says:

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    Hi if you checkout this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAm-kbzT7xw&feature=related it tells part of the history of our planet in what I believe to have some truth, but also false information as will. Once again Stewart is right as he told the true story of our planet in his books. Arigato for the information in the Podcast Stewart and Janet.

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    George Tidd says:

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    Hello Team Swerdlow, Thank you for your podcasts! I really enjoy them and look forward to watching! Thank you!!! Janet, you are so right, watch the trends…. Not sure , since you both are on every aspect of Life, if you have heard about the Black Goo, or Oil like substance which was found in Antarctica region? This Goo which they call Augie, was depicted in the X Files movie and Prometheus! I’ve been watching this video clip which goes into full detail about it, and the ensuing cover up, leads to Marconi Corporation and many mysterious deaths…See the Video Bases 17 ET Elements of Falklands War Part Four http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lz-lFoCTfY&feature=relmfu

    • Stewart says:

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      Thank you for the nice comment! :) Yes, I saw the video on the Black Goo in England. Very interesting. There is more to that story than is being revealed. I must investigate further.

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    lionstrength says:

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    I live in Brighton and was on the Beach during the Zombie Apocalypse event and quite honestly it seemed like a normal day, if anything everybody seemed a little more lively.

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    rebus says:

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    There have been woolly mammoth characters in children’s TV for a while. I’m thinking of the mammoth character in Sesame Street and they were surely featured in The Flintstones which also featured dinosaurs and humans living at the same time, something which is said to be impossible by conventional science.

    The mammoth is one of those animals that is supposed to have been hunted to extinction by early humans, at least according to some theories. I remember a documentary saying there were animals like giant armadillos in south America that were supposed to be hunted to extinction by early mankind.

    Is the snow on mars *really* carbon dioxide. There was a doc. on about the moons of either Jupiter or Saturn saying there were lakes made of acid and things like that. Are they preparing us to say that actually its all H2O.

    I watched a lecture on youtube from a conventional historian about Sumerian civilisation. He was trying to make a link between pyramids and mountains, that they represented artificial mountains, that the Sumerians originally came from mountainous terrain and they represented “land” to them. I wonder if there is a link between pyramids and volcanoes?

    The reactive tendencies of Islam reminds me of when anybody says anything remotely critical about the Israel regime, they often get branded anti-Semite by the ADL. Instead the Moslems take to the streets and burn people in effigy etc.

    I don’t know that much about Babylonian religion. I’m sure you already know that Venus, Ishtar and Isis are one and the same thing and that Easter derives from Ishtar. There is a depiction of Isis with the baby Horus that looks exactly like the Mother Mary and Jesus. I managed to find the image here: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/tales_timeloop/tales_10.jpg

    I used to drink cola drinks a lot, the I found about aspartame and stopped. It was quite difficult to quit, it’s a good thing I never took up smoking.

    I thought Europa would be the most likely planet/moon to have life away from earth, isn’t it supposed to be a massive ocean below the icy surface?

    The antimatter drives reminds me of the Orion engine (nuclear bomb propulsion) this was supposed to be an effective way of creating interplanetary spaceships but the project stopped for some reason. This idea is quite old now. I wonder how they dealt with the radiation?

    There is a stream in my home town that always had a rusty reddish brown look to it. I believe this is just down to minerals in the water.

    Talking of strange structures suddenly appearing. What about the Shard in London? It supposedly has a large underground area, which I can believe is bigger than what they would tell us. What are they doing down there?

    Zombie films were just a sub-genre of horror films and quite amateurish originally (from what I’ve seen). The thing that really brought them into the forefront was “Shaun of the Dead”, which was actually quite sophisticated and had some wit and story to it unlike most Hollywood films. I think the success of this prompted film makers to just shovel zombie films to the public and it has lasted to this day.

    The spice girls seemed to be a significant moment that encouraged children to dress inappropriately.

    Didn’t the Nazi’s also use the term fatherland for their home country?

    They use to make films showing how barbaric shock treatment was. Bringing it back seems massively regressive.

    How come every film you see has to say no animals were harmed yet snake massage is allowed?

    Non venomous snakes can still bite you. Sometimes they have rotting matter on their teeth that can cause bad infections that can kill you, similar to how the komodo dragon bites its victims then waits for them to drop dead.

    I thought I was listening to wolf spirit radio for a moment. :)

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